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applepieandsandwiches:

preservedcucumbers:

A Badfic Bingo card to take with you to fanfiction.net! I just read one that almost hit all of these. My face hurts from laughing so much.

so using this, thank you.

circletines:

“and you will present it in front of the whole class”

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(Source: stephenhawqueen, via nemurouka)

so-many-phan-feels:

why the fuck does a baby sloth speak to me on such an emotional level

space-matra:

kaji04:

tropicalwind:

space-matra:

chandeluresinitaly:

BEATING A BOSS WHEN YOU’RE CLOSE TO DYING

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CLOSE TO BEATING A BOSS AND DYING

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DYING NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A BOSS

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DYING OUTSIDE OF THE DUNGEON

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DYING IN THE TUTORIAL

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(Source: kungfusnowqueen, via janirotluvx)

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

mountaindewvoltage:

i think gen iv pokemon had the best cries

who can forget such timeless classics such as

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cling

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aggressive farting

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and delelele whooooooop

(Source: greatjaggi, via punkwo)