BEATING A BOSS WHEN YOU’RE CLOSE TO DYING
CLOSE TO BEATING A BOSS AND DYING
DYING NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A BOSS
DYING OUTSIDE OF THE DUNGEON
DYING IN THE TUTORIAL
(Source: chandeluresinsicily, via janirotluvx)
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
i think gen iv pokemon had the best cries
who can forget such timeless classics such as
cling
aggressive farting
and delelele whooooooop
